After all, most Figaros are now at least 24 (and that’s 168 years old in dog years!) and so it’s not surprising if your Figgy is starting to show her age!
Here at the Figarini Laboratories, we have developed an amazing miracle cure in a tub. Using only friendly bacteria, our lotions are rich in Vitamin A and comprise special negative ion hydrating complexitudes with fully patented hydroglycerides suitable for retexturising and firming up all of the sagging parts of your Figaro. Our miracle rejuvenating fluid might turn your aged Figgy into a sprightly, shiny and bouncy nineteen year old…
Alternatively, for some real advice and rather more helpful solutions, bring your Figgy to us for a COMPLETELY FREE Figaro Health Check.
With our free Figaro Health Check, which is worth £200, we spend several hours fully assessing a Figaro’s condition, both inside and out. We will then present the owner with a thorough and detailed Full Inspection Report, which is also produced free of charge.
If there are any issues, our expert team will quickly spot any items that may need some attention and any recommendations, whether mechanical or cosmetic, are always provided without obligation.
It’s invariably less expensive to treat any problems as soon as they arise. So, rather than spending your hard earned cash on “miracle”
Contact Toby and the team on +01235 608143 or email us at: [email protected]
